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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Nov 12, 2006 20:54:54 GMT -5
For a while. Sorry for the false alarm, but...
Well this a nothing blog, but I just wanted to mention that I'll be running various errands and going various places for a while. Which means I won't be here. You know thought I'd warn you so my inbox doesn't get flooded. Since I'm so popular, right? Definitely! Anyway, stop your crying, you failure, I'll be back before the end of the month.
Okay I'm out, but before I go, well, you've heard lots of horror stories about me, and well you know my luck. So if something happens to me, I want Kaila to keep my ice-skating figurines (which you know, I cherish with all my heart and so forth and such which). She may have none of my other treasures though. Not a one. Neither can anybody else, for I don't like anyone else here. You hear that? I dislike you all. Actually, I dislike Kaila too, but she'll just think I'm kidding after reading this. I'm not.
Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I'm gone.
Oh yeah and I felt bad since this message had no pictures. (I know how much you all hate words) So take a bite out of this.
You'll never know what this chart represents, but that's okay. The fact that it's a picture should be good enough for you.
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Post by DancyPants♥ on Nov 12, 2006 21:04:27 GMT -5
Ugh! Fine, I never liked you either!
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 12, 2006 21:15:12 GMT -5
*pulls into a hug before he goes* Don't care if you like me or not, I still like you. Take your time, Nathan. We'll be here.
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Post by DancyPants♥ on Nov 12, 2006 21:26:15 GMT -5
*turns head to look at Kaila hugging Nate* *almost starts to cry* Ah, who am i kidding? *runs to hug you* I like you! Come back soon!
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 12, 2006 21:34:42 GMT -5
*embraces you to point of suffacation*NOOOOOOOO! I WON'T LET YOU GOOOOOOOO! WE JUST WORKED OUT THE TIIIIIIME DIFFEREEEEEEEEEEENCE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Well then, have a good month. Have fun, make merry and so forth. In fact, this might give me the oppertunity to have a poke through your stuff. *eyes Forbidden Closet Of Mystery deviously* And protest all you want, we know you love us. Alright then, go. Be free. *Born Free plays in background* I will miss you very much indeed, sir. *camps out on your front lawn and awaits your return*
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Post by pheelyrox on Nov 13, 2006 17:48:49 GMT -5
*hugs Nate tightly* Come back soon, we'll miss you!
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Post by pheelygirlxoxo on Nov 13, 2006 20:46:02 GMT -5
ha! now i've got you tackled down and you can't leave...
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Nov 15, 2006 14:59:41 GMT -5
Just popped in to say I really don't know when I'll be back, but I realized it would've been cruel not to tell you what the chart represents, so here it is.
It actually represents the probability of what weapon I may be killed with at some point in time:
05% - someone's own bare hands 07% - rifle 18% - pirate sword 18% - jar full of Africanized killer bees 20% - bite to the jugular 32% - ham
Anyway, about that drawing I saw mentioned, well, in bocca al lupo... be sure to draw the tree that looks like a crotch.
Anyway, catch ya on the flip-flop.
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 15, 2006 15:12:45 GMT -5
Ham? Ham?!You don't even put in things like...old age...disease...supernatural causes...whatever. It has to be the strange ways, like Africanized killer bees. But....whatever you say. And I'll be sure to draw the tree that looks like a crotch. Come back soon. Later.
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 15, 2006 21:15:09 GMT -5
Just popped in to say I really don't know when I'll be back, but I realized it would've been cruel not to tell you what the chart represents, so here it is.
It actually represents the probability of what weapon I may be killed with at some point in time:
05% - someone's own bare hands 07% - rifle 18% - pirate sword 18% - jar full of Africanized killer bees 20% - bite to the jugular 32% - ham
Anyway, about that drawing I saw mentioned, well, in bocca al lupo ... be sure to draw the tree that looks like a crotch.
Anyway, catch ya on the flip-flop. I see. Is the ham..alive and...biting you...or is it more of a trichinosis issue? *brandishes pirate sword* FEAR ME! Later gator! *resumes camp out on your front lawn*
*sets fire to your mailbox and roasts marshmallows*
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Nov 19, 2006 22:16:54 GMT -5
I might be off-and-on this week, depending. Since I get half the week off from school and such, I might have to clean up around the house (my sister's coming home on leave for a week in December, and this isn't exactly a clean environment).
No matter where I go, there I am.
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 19, 2006 22:20:02 GMT -5
No matter where I go, there I am. ....No kidding?
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 19, 2006 22:25:20 GMT -5
And no matter where you've been, there you were.
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Nov 19, 2006 22:26:06 GMT -5
It's an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an epiphany. Or something.... ¬_¬
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Post by prince on Nov 22, 2006 23:53:57 GMT -5
everyone hugs on this thread... And i missed out ... we need a sad smiley
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