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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Mar 8, 2006 22:13:18 GMT -5
If they develop a supersonic train, would they give it a whistle?
If there were a general knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
Why do numbers on a phone go a different way than the numbers on a calculator?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
Does a Smurf ever feel blue?
Why do toasters always have a setting to burn the bread to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would ever eat?
Why can you form the word "therapist" by putting together "the" and "rapist"?
If you tell a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, is it still a joke?
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
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Post by spongeaud on Mar 9, 2006 12:56:46 GMT -5
i think the smoking one is funny
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reesie24
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Post by reesie24 on Mar 25, 2006 1:01:21 GMT -5
i like those. they're funny and they will keep me thinking for days. hah
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dpirates03
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Post by dpirates03 on Mar 29, 2006 22:41:34 GMT -5
lol those are great also makes you think too
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 6, 2006 20:46:02 GMT -5
A day without sunshine is like... night.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Support bacteria: they're the only culture some people have.
On the other hand, you have other fingers.
How come you can't smell Jell-O after it sets?
Maybe black holes are where God divided by zero...
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Post by 1PhEeLyGuRl on Apr 7, 2006 11:52:07 GMT -5
Hahahaahahhahahahahah! I love these! This has been bugging me lately (I saw it on Friends): [glow=red,2,300]Donald Duck, never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist.[/glow] What is up with that?
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Apr 7, 2006 11:56:39 GMT -5
Yeah, I've heard of that before. I mean, Donald Duck & Porky Pig don't wear pants, but why are they considered naked w/o their shirts? lol
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 7, 2006 16:31:52 GMT -5
And Goofy lives in a house, while Pluto, who is also a dog, is confined to a doghouse and owned by a MOUSE!!!
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Apr 7, 2006 16:37:06 GMT -5
Yeah, that, too. lol Goofy can talk & walks on two legs, while Pluto can't talk & walks on all fours. Where's the justice in that?! lol jk
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Post by anitrain on Apr 7, 2006 22:53:12 GMT -5
Yeah, that, too. lol Goofy can talk & walks on two legs, while Pluto can't talk & walks on all fours. Where's the justice in that?! lol jk Different breeds? ;D
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 11, 2006 3:11:24 GMT -5
Sometimes the journey of 1000 miles ends very, very badly...
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 11, 2006 3:16:15 GMT -5
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
There are no stupid questions. Only inquisitive idiots.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 26, 2006 19:51:30 GMT -5
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Sudoku for experts.
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on May 2, 2006 1:00:18 GMT -5
Doesn't it ruin the surprise when people say they have a surprise for you?
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Post by Zhalin on May 2, 2006 1:09:13 GMT -5
Yeah it does!!
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