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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 19:48:59 GMT -5
And you know what that excuse is? Do ya? That's right! 21 TODAY! GO ME IN ALL MY OLD AGE GLORY! And do you know where I'm typing right now? I don't think you do. I'll tell you. At the keyboard of my BRAND NEW COMPUTER! THE THING PLAYS DVDS, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, HOW COOL IS THIS?! BIRTHDAY PRESENTS HAVE GOT TO BE THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! Only thing is the internet hasn't been completely worked out yet, it's a bit temperamental for some reason so I might be on and off unexplicably today, but I'll be here. Par-tay-ing with ya'll. ;D
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 20:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 20:14:00 GMT -5
Yeah, it kinda looks like you'd have to break it with a hammer, doesn't it? I KNOW! *faints from the shock of it all*THANK YOU! Would you like to hear the tale of "The Family Party"? ;D Or would you prefer just to dance the Dance of Bananas? Or both perhaps?
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 20:15:42 GMT -5
*laughs* Basically...*gets out hammer* YOU'RE WELCOME! BOTH!!
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 20:46:50 GMT -5
*puts on goggles to protect eyes from flying hair chips**puts on MC Hammer** Stop! Bananatime! *yells story over music*Well, first I was confined to my room so others could decorate rooms, wrap presents, make punch, dip chips, etc! After that, all the presents were set out on the dining room table to taunt me while we all got ready to go out for dinner! We went to a place called Joe's Fish Shack, it's better than it sounds, trust me! It's right on a harbour, so you can eat and watch the sun go down, it's quite loverly! People in attendance included Mom, Dad, Sister, Sister's Boyfriend, Sister's Best Friend, My Best Friend Of 20 Years, Nana, Pop, Great Aunt, Two Uncles, An Aunt, An Uncle's Girlfriend, Two Cousins, A Cousin's Girlfriend, Godmother, Godmother's Daughter! So all in all it was a crowded and loud table! After dinner we came back home, had cake and champagne, a winning combination, and opened my presents, which included the computer I am currently typing on, speakers, tower, flat screen and all, a playstation game called Singstar, don't know if you have it over there but you probably do, a gift basket with a bottle of champagne and chocolate in it, again a winning combination, money, always a heartfelt gift, a figurine of an angel, which is very pretty, a nice picture frame and a hair straightener, which I will need because I got my hair cut, which I just realized I forgot to tell you about, so yeah, hair cut! ;D *swished hair around like in a shampoo commercial* And after presents, they put on a slide show all about me , in which everybody laughed at my hairstyles and faces I was making, which is always fun! But it was good, all in the spirit of the occasion! ;D And that's pretty much it. Everybody signed these giant keys that serve as guestbooks and went home or to bed! A good, festive evening, enjoyed by all and forgetable to none! ;D
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 21:05:55 GMT -5
Oh, wow! Sounds like a blast! ;D 1) Great that you got a new computer! I bet you're SO happy right now! 2) I don't even know what you look like, nevermind how long your hair was before it was cut. *shakes head and laughs* 3) Champagne and cake/chocolate....yes, good combination.... 4) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (again) 5) Never heard of SingStar. Is it like a karaoke thing?
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 21:19:14 GMT -5
Twas. ;D 1) *dons happy pants and throws a parade* ;D 2) This is true. Hmm, that didn't occur to me till just now. *colors self stupid* Well, suffice to say, it is shorter than it was a few days ago. 3) Yes. Yes indeed. 4) THANK YOU!! (Again) 5) Yes. It's fantastic! It has a bunch of songs to choose from, and they have a whole series of discs to choose from too, and it judges on how many notes you hit right, and you can play against your friends, it's so much fun! It comes with microphones that you plug into your Playstation2. It's fun playing with my sister, cause we both stink so it's more trying not to laugh while hitting the notes, it's great! ;D
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Post by 1PhEeLyGuRl on Nov 5, 2006 21:36:51 GMT -5
Ok, I gotta go soon, so I'm gunna make this quick......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
21 times just 4 U!!!!
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 21:41:06 GMT -5
*frantically searches for these so-called "Happy Pants"* Figured that it was, yeah... *wants some champagne and chocolate* ...Do you deliver? HaHA! Oooh! *laughs* Yeah, those karaoke games are awesome. I remember playing one once. I sang....*gulps*...."Oops, I Did It Again" It was a dare! So technically, I didn't do it willingly! *runs before the angry mob forms*
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 21:43:11 GMT -5
Ok, I gotta go soon, so I'm gunna make this quick...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 21 times just 4 U!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!! ;D
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 21:55:45 GMT -5
"Happy Pants" are whatever pants you are happiest wearing. Embrace the Happy Pants! Yeah. It's a little longer than shoulder length now, if that helps. Afraid not. But if you leave your name and number with us, someone with the branch closet to you will fax the numbers of your local grocery and liquor outlets where I'm told such items may be attained. *gathers angry mob and sharpens pitchfork* THE BEAST MUST BE DESTOYED! *searches woods for traces of you*
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 22:10:32 GMT -5
*fetches leather pants and embraces them* *laughs* You know what would help? A picture.... Well, I'm definitely not gonna get it then.... *stops* WHA?! HEY!! I thought you'd be on my side!! GAH!!! *turns and starts running faster*
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 22:24:53 GMT -5
Leather, huh? Most impressive. Well, don't really keep those around, as a rule of thumb, I hate cameras almost as much as I hate phones. They sit there, all small and unassuming, until FLASH!! They catch you off guard, and whamo, that moment is frozen in time for all eternity, generations after your gone, your children's children's children will laugh and point and mock and say, "LOOK! Look at Great Grandmother Jess! Look at the hair/clothes/expression/rude finger! What was she thinking?!" Yeah, guess not. A crying shame, really. Not this time. Britney Spears is something no one can forgive!! *leads mob after you waving pitchfork* OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WIIIIIIIIIIITH HEEEEEEEER HEEAAAAAAAAD!!! *mob waves pitchforks and flaming torches and chases you through the woods*
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 5, 2006 22:59:04 GMT -5
Why, thank you... *grins* *laughs* Rude finger... But really, I know! I hate it when people take pictures of me, or videotape...*shudders* Love taking pics/videos of other people though! .....Why aren't you crying? *runs faster* GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by werewolf1885 on Nov 5, 2006 23:07:59 GMT -5
You are most welcome. ;D Me too! I love subjecting others to the selfsame humiliation that I myself refuse to take part in. Does that make me malicious? I am. On the inside. *chases faster* HEAD HER OFF AT THE CLIFFS! *mob starts to circle you**first wave of pitchforks comes flying your way*
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