Post by Femtimon on Jun 7, 2007 16:09:35 GMT -5
- Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog
- Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick balancing food on my nose.
- Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did
you buy carpet?
- Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.
- Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
- Doggie Sweaters.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick balancing food on my nose.
- Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did
you buy carpet?
- Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.
- Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
- Doggie Sweaters.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
