Post by PheelyFanFromOhio on Sept 2, 2005 15:16:27 GMT -5
Even though its been awhile since the elections I thought this was good.
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me since I am running for President?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiles.
"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It
is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at campaign headquarters, Kerry asks to speak with vice
presidential candidate John Edwards. "John, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not
your sister. Who is it?"
I'm not sure," says the wanna be vice president. "Let me get back to
you on that one."
John Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the John (men's room) looking for
a Republican and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
John shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
John Edwards smiles. "Thanks!"
Edwards goes back to Kerry and says. "Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me since I am running for President?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiles.
"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It
is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at campaign headquarters, Kerry asks to speak with vice
presidential candidate John Edwards. "John, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not
your sister. Who is it?"
I'm not sure," says the wanna be vice president. "Let me get back to
you on that one."
John Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the John (men's room) looking for
a Republican and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
John shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
John Edwards smiles. "Thanks!"
Edwards goes back to Kerry and says. "Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
Island Webmaster
That's hilarious
