have you heard this one b4?

[Femtimon]

youve probly heard this one b4 but im posting it anyway:


The local high school has a policy that the parents must call
the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice
deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends.
So she waited until her parents had left for work and called
the school herself.

"Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it
to school today because she is ill."

Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll note her absence. Who is this calling please?"

"This is my mother."

[1PhEeLyGuRl]

ha! No, I haven't heard that one! That's hilarious

[pheelyrox]

i haven't heard that one before either. That was funny!