Fun Things to Do at Exam Time

[Femtimon]

--this comes from a daily e-newsletter I get. i'll be posting more of the best ones I find----

Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going
To Fail

* Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last
15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and
do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

* If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it
is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.

* Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre,
I've got the secret documents!!"

* On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interest-
ing way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I
refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it
conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

* Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel
on your head, and nothing else.

* Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know
one, make one up!

* Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

* Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way
through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you
have bad circulation.

* Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

* After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to
any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/
her.

* Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

[pheelyrox]

hahahaha. that gave me a good laugh.

[pheelygirlxoxo]

lol i know. i've done the throw stuff at the teacher one, lol.

[pheelyrox]

pheelygirlxoxo said:

lol i know. i've done the throw stuff at the teacher one, lol.

is that the whole thing with Alex, or a different time?

[pheelygirlxoxo]

pheelyrox said:

pheelygirlxoxo said:

lol i know. i've done the throw stuff at the teacher one, lol.

is that the whole thing with Alex, or a different time?

yea, alex and emily were doing that. burkey and ryan were at a different time too. science is sooooooo much fun.

[pheelyrox]

yeah.

In Ms. Wohls class on the last day, we all dropped our pencils at 9:13, (i know, so old school) and all of the boys fell out of their chairs at 9:15. But she deserved it. SHE WAS EVIL!

[pheelygirlxoxo]

pheelyrox said:

yeah.

In Ms. Wohls class on the last day, we all dropped our pencils at 9:13, (i know, so old school) and all of the boys fell out of their chairs at 9:15. But she deserved it. SHE WAS EVIL!

lol, aaron was the hero in that class. and cadir (sp?).

GOD BLESS JESUS! LOL! such great times...lol, i wasn't even there, but still... ;D

[pheelyrox]

pheelygirlxoxo said:

pheelyrox said:

yeah.

In Ms. Wohls class on the last day, we all dropped our pencils at 9:13, (i know, so old school) and all of the boys fell out of their chairs at 9:15. But she deserved it. SHE WAS EVIL!

lol, aaron was the hero in that class. and cadir (sp?).

GOD BLESS JESUS! LOL! such great times...lol, i wasn't even there, but still... ;D

You spell his name Khadir. and him and aaron were the heros of that class. Good times. Good times.

[pheelygirlxoxo]

yea, the good times. my art class is sooo boring.

[pheelyrox]

lucky you!

ooooo. i remember another art moment. We all wrote "Save Us" on the backs of out binders, and then we all held them up towards the windows to the senior cafeteria. The seniors use to laugh and point at us.

Good times.

[pheelygirlxoxo]

lol, we have Cafe A in our art class, but Shevins would kill us if we did that. he's all calm and stuff, its kind of scary. instead of yelling, he just sits there and stares at us until we calm down. it actually works better. he's scary!

[pheelyrox]

ms. wohl use to yell, A LOT!

[pheelygirlxoxo]

i wish shevins would yell instead of stare. he must be doing drugs to be that calm, lol.

[pheelyrox]

there are a lot of weird teachers at our school...