Post by Femtimon on Oct 6, 2006 23:27:39 GMT -5
Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.
Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed
by law.
Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any
of this.
Fast learner: You will get no training from us.
Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime
hours.
Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.
Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a
pyramid scheme.
Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a
wide territory.
Much client contact: You'll handle the phone or make
"cold calls" on clients.
Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to
break speed limits.
Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance
or chiropractors.
Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary
for so much work.
Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel
arrangements.
Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind
schedule already.
Strong communication skills: You will write tons of
documentation and letters.
