Post by Iuvenis Scriptor on Jun 25, 2005 14:59:03 GMT -5
A cop pulled a guy over and said to him, "Congratulations! We're running a safety contest on this road, and you've just won $5,000 for wearing your seat belts!"
The driver replied, "Are you kidding! That's terrific!"
"So, what do you think you're going to do with the money?"
"Well," responded the driver, "the first thing I'm going to do is get me some driving lessons so I can get my driver's license."
The driver's wife, who was sitting next to him, then spoke up. "Ah, don't listen to a word he says, Officer," she said. "He always talks like that when he's drunk."
Just then, a younger guy who had been sleeping in the back sleep woke up, blinked several times, looked around, and saw the officer. Turning to the couple in front, he said, "You fools! I told you we wouldn't get far in this stolen car!"
Finally, a knock is heard from inside the trunk. The knock is followed by a male voice with a thick Hispanic accent saying, "Excuse me, Senor, are we over the border yet?"
The driver replied, "Are you kidding! That's terrific!"
"So, what do you think you're going to do with the money?"
"Well," responded the driver, "the first thing I'm going to do is get me some driving lessons so I can get my driver's license."
The driver's wife, who was sitting next to him, then spoke up. "Ah, don't listen to a word he says, Officer," she said. "He always talks like that when he's drunk."
Just then, a younger guy who had been sleeping in the back sleep woke up, blinked several times, looked around, and saw the officer. Turning to the couple in front, he said, "You fools! I told you we wouldn't get far in this stolen car!"
Finally, a knock is heard from inside the trunk. The knock is followed by a male voice with a thick Hispanic accent saying, "Excuse me, Senor, are we over the border yet?"
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