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Post by Visa on Jul 4, 2005 21:18:58 GMT -5
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 miles an hour when he noticed that there was a three legged chicken running along beside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hr. the chicken was still keeping up.
After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he knew about the chicken, as a matter of fact the farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because each member of the family each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
The salesman said 'That's the most fantastic story I have ever heard. How do they taste?'
The farmer said ' I don't know. We can't catch'em.'
~Visa
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kittymudface
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Wacking stuff is fun, especially if it's with a wooden spoon!
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Post by kittymudface on Jul 4, 2005 22:36:15 GMT -5
haha, thats cute!
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Post by *Teej Wants PotF Back* >__< on Jul 5, 2005 16:47:23 GMT -5
Yet cruel to chickens...oh well.
Funnie.
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kittymudface
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Wacking stuff is fun, especially if it's with a wooden spoon!
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Post by kittymudface on Jul 6, 2005 23:50:31 GMT -5
Yet cruel to chickens...oh well. Funnie. how is it cruel 2 chickens? it just makes them run faster
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Post by surrealpink on Jul 7, 2005 6:09:34 GMT -5
it is if youre vegan..lol
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Post by *Teej Wants PotF Back* >__< on Jul 7, 2005 17:51:05 GMT -5
Not vegan, just veggie.
I guess it WOULD be cool to have three legs...I was just thinking that it was mean to mutate a chicken, but I guess not if you think about it.
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Post by surrealpink on Jul 9, 2005 9:49:17 GMT -5
lol.. and itll be mean if you eat the chicken's third leg!! ;D
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