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Post by bluedaisyxoxo on Nov 26, 2005 1:33:37 GMT -5
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee but that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But its "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope.)
On most Christmas tree lights it says "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what...?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
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Post by rkyullmnishott101 on Nov 26, 2005 11:44:12 GMT -5
who has no friends now?(inside joke!)
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Post by bluedaisyxoxo on Nov 26, 2005 16:29:48 GMT -5
At least you-know-who is my friend and avoids you! lol
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hilly
Berwick's Angel
...only the best movie EVER.
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Post by hilly on Nov 26, 2005 23:46:24 GMT -5
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Post by gilmoregirl on Nov 27, 2005 0:43:47 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by Femtimon on Dec 20, 2005 16:49:20 GMT -5
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Post by CoLE SPRoUSE LoVE <3 on Jan 28, 2006 20:26:24 GMT -5
lol!
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