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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Feb 8, 2005 16:16:07 GMT -5
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/ sunglasses on & point a hair dryer @ passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries w/ that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk & label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along @ the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital & ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area & play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final New Year's Resolution to keep a healthy level of insanity for 2004...
20. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries w/ that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk & label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along @ the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital & ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area & play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final New Year's Resolution to keep a healthy level of insanity for 2004...
20. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
