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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Feb 24, 2006 0:22:09 GMT -5
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,
"First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um... No."
"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added,
"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children?"
The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said simply,
"I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again,
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Feb 24, 2006 0:24:22 GMT -5
Oh man, talk about heartless
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Post by Visa on Feb 24, 2006 1:35:04 GMT -5
~Visa
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Post by prince on Mar 4, 2006 5:43:31 GMT -5
lol that is awesome Im gunna kill that lawyer but
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dpirates03
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Post by dpirates03 on Mar 30, 2006 0:14:43 GMT -5
lol
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Post by anitrain on Apr 1, 2006 0:50:25 GMT -5
Lawyers enjoy money.
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dpirates03
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Post by dpirates03 on Apr 1, 2006 2:05:19 GMT -5
yes they do!
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Apr 11, 2006 3:13:16 GMT -5
You are fishing, and see a lawyer and an IRS agent drowning. Do you (1) Read the newspaper, or (2) Eat your lunch?
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Post by anitrain on Apr 11, 2006 14:24:39 GMT -5
You know, if you owe back taxes, it could be your lucky day.
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