Post by bluedaisyxoxo on Nov 26, 2005 1:35:21 GMT -5
Kids' Instructions On Life
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. —Patrick, 6
2. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. —Matthew, age 7
3. Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. —Kerri, 5
4. Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning, —Stephanie, 8
5. Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. —Rosemary, 8
6. Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower. —Lamar, 7
7. Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing their taxes. —Carrol, 5
8. Never bug a pregnant mom. —Nicholas, 6
9. Don't ever be too full for dessert. —Kelly, 7
10. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. —Heather, 8
11. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. —Michael, 7
12. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom while she's on the phone. —Alyesha, 8
13. Never spit while on a roller coaster. —Scott, 9
14. Forget the cake, go for the icing. —Cindy, 8
15. Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. —Chelsey, 7
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. —Patrick, 6
2. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. —Matthew, age 7
3. Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. —Kerri, 5
4. Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning, —Stephanie, 8
5. Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. —Rosemary, 8
6. Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower. —Lamar, 7
7. Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing their taxes. —Carrol, 5
8. Never bug a pregnant mom. —Nicholas, 6
9. Don't ever be too full for dessert. —Kelly, 7
10. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. —Heather, 8
11. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. —Michael, 7
12. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom while she's on the phone. —Alyesha, 8
13. Never spit while on a roller coaster. —Scott, 9
14. Forget the cake, go for the icing. —Cindy, 8
15. Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. —Chelsey, 7
