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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Dec 13, 2005 23:02:11 GMT -5
How To Annoy People At Christmas! - Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor.
- Go to the mall with your roommate/friend/relative and sit on Santa’s lap. Refuse to get off.
- Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you’re wearing it.
- Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town....”
- Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
- Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say “you’ve been very naughty this year.”
- Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
- Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (i.e. “You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.”)
- Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
- Sing: “All I want for Christmas is my roommate’s two front teeth....”
- Give your roommate/friend the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.
- Build a snowperson with your friends/roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn’t come to life, cry hysterically “it didn’t work!”
- Whip your roommate screaming “now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, and Blitzen, etc.”
- Tear down all your roommate’s Christmas decorations yelling “Bah Humbug!”
- Wake up every morning screaming “Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!”
- Tell your roommate you’re moving out. Santa’s buying you a house on 34th Street.
- Pin a pointsettia to your lapel.
- Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate’s friends “give it a yank.”
- Ring jingle bells maniacally saying “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.”
- Stand in front of the mirror reciting “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” over and over in your underwear.
- Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturally.
- Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, “He sees you when you’re sleeping....”
- Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, tell him/her “I had to let them stay here, there’s no room at the inn.”
- When your roommate/sibling/friend goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her posessions. Tell him/her that Santa’s elves must have done it.
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Post by prince on Dec 14, 2005 1:46:20 GMT -5
lol it would work if i had a room mate
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Post by sultanpeppershaker on Dec 14, 2005 18:02:32 GMT -5
Yeah... some of these are roommate sensitive, but... you could always terrorize friends or siblings.
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Post by prince on Dec 14, 2005 19:14:12 GMT -5
lol, sounds good! Also you could just sing 'Jingle Bells' 24/7
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Post by philfreak on Dec 14, 2005 23:51:19 GMT -5
Oh my gosh! thats hilarious! i have a sister that im going to do those to! lol
my favorite was the one where you stare at them while they sleep! thats going to be so funny!!
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Post by Kodey \\ Starr on Dec 15, 2005 19:27:23 GMT -5
How To Annoy People At Christmas! - Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town....”
- Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
- Wake up every morning screaming “Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!”
- Tell your roommate you’re moving out. Santa’s buying you a house on 34th Street.
Definately my faves. |
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Post by moofoot on Dec 16, 2005 1:57:26 GMT -5
I love these.  I don't celebrate Christmas but it's really surprising how I know what's behind all of these. =P Then again, it's not like it's hard or anything...</blabber> |
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Post by Anne on Dec 16, 2005 18:10:55 GMT -5
lol, sounds good! Also you could just sing 'Jingle Bells' 24/7 Oh, trust me, that really WORKS... |
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Post by kittymudface on Dec 17, 2005 0:12:38 GMT -5
haha, ill remember that for when i got 2 college  |
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Post by ~*--Tiekey--*~ on Dec 17, 2005 20:49:39 GMT -5
omgosh I LUFF THOSE!
# Wake up every morning screaming “Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!”
# Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, “He sees you when you’re sleeping....”
THOSE 2 R MY FAVE.
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Post by Femtimon on Dec 20, 2005 17:51:06 GMT -5
I'd rather sing Robo Tree instead of Jingle Bells, just to be different.  If only I could remember all the words. |
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Post by Femtimon on Dec 20, 2005 17:55:36 GMT -5
:DI'm definitely gonna do some of these to my mom. Since it's just me and her mainly at Christmas, I'll definitely get on her nerves. ;DI may not have intentionally annoyed people often but I have a mischeivous side (that's why How Suite Is Your Life? quiz said I was Zack).  |
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Dec 20, 2005 18:18:08 GMT -5
I'd rather sing Robo Tree instead of Jingle Bells, just to be different. If only I could remember all the words. O Robo Tree, O Robo Tree, You're programmed just to thrill us O Robo Tree, O Robo Tree, It's Christmas, please don't kill us We didn't mean to make you frown Release our kids & put them down Why didn't we buy Astro Tree? It's guaranteed not to kill us Or your money back! |
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Post by Zhalin on Dec 21, 2005 22:34:19 GMT -5
i wanted to do the one where you get someone the things from the twelve days of christmas song.....but then I looked at the list and....: 1) When I think of a partridge, I think of the Partridge Family... 2) Is a turtledove a lovebird? Aren't they super-rare?... 3) I would have to import some French Hens, but France hates us... 4) Calling birds...What's with the birds?! Gosh, by the fourth day they'll have enough birds to repopulate the world!! 5) Golden rings are expensive. Period... 6) I don't know what time of year the geese will be "layin'", besides, they got enough birds... 7) Seven swans a' swimming? You mean I can't stuff them in a box? I have to let them swim?And why am I not surprised there's more birds? I think when the person who got all this stuff saw how obsessed their giver was, they would use their new family of birds to carry them far....far away.... 8) I can get the maids, sure. But it doesn't specify what they would be milking...It could be my cat for all I know... 9) I love this century...getting 9 dancing ladies is probably the easiest one on the list...lol... 10) I don't think lords exist anymore...unless it's kings...and I doubt I could get 10 kings on my true love's doorstep.... 11) Pipers...pipers...I don't know any pipers...unless I got eleven hobbits, they're pipers right? 12) This one's the second easiest. Getting 12 drummers is as easy as kidnapping my school band...the only trouble would be getting them to play for my love.... lmao...oh well. dancing ladies would make me jealous, and drummers would just get on my nerves after a while... so the only thing I could get would be a pear tree....  We should revise the list....make it easier for us 21st Centurians....  |
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