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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Feb 8, 2005 16:31:28 GMT -5
Changing a light bulb the religious way How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal: 10 One to change the bulb & nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None Lights will go on & off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: @ least 15. One to change the light bulb & three committees to approve the change & decide who brings the potato salad & fried chicken . Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, & one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons: 5 One man to change the bulb & four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life & tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists: Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service & a covered dish to pass. Nazarene: 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish: What's a light bulb? |
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Post by browneyessparkling on Jun 4, 2005 17:23:22 GMT -5
HAHAHAH! LOVE the Amish one!   |
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Post by surrealpink on Jun 5, 2005 1:44:55 GMT -5
HAHAHAH! LOVE the Amish one! haha thant's my fave,too! |
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Post by browneyessparkling on Jun 5, 2005 9:26:17 GMT -5
haha thant's my fave,too! Awesome! I also like the Catholic one.  |
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Post by surrealpink on Jun 5, 2005 14:04:44 GMT -5
i Like the prebysterian to... predestination..haha
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Post by browneyessparkling on Jun 5, 2005 16:47:49 GMT -5
I don't really get that one because I'm not exactly up to date with all the different religions.  |
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Post by surrealpink on Jun 6, 2005 7:05:57 GMT -5
predestination is the prebysterians'..'theory' on saLvation.. it's either you're destined to be saved or not..haha ;D
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Post by browneyessparkling on Jun 17, 2005 21:10:47 GMT -5
That's kinda dumb...
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Post by philsbabe2504 on Jun 26, 2005 16:21:42 GMT -5
Hey, I'm a F.W. Baptist and you got something right as the saying goes, "Baptists like to eat." LOL!
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Jun 26, 2005 18:59:57 GMT -5
haha Yeah, I've heard that. I go to a Baptist church, & I think I could definitely say that's true. haha
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Post by philsbabe2504 on Jul 8, 2005 22:04:21 GMT -5
Seeing as our last few fundraisers have been those kind of things were you can eat, yeah that's true.
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Post by bluedaisyxoxo on Nov 26, 2005 0:24:32 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Femtimon on Dec 20, 2005 16:13:12 GMT -5
???Most of it I didn't get. But I got the Baptist part because I'm baptist. Bon appetit! for us baptists. and I got the Amish part ;D
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