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[Cokebeard]

Here is the song "Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants in list format:

• Istanbul:
  
  • not Constantinople
    
  • a Turkish delight on a moonlit night
  
  
  
• Every gal in Istanbul:
  
  • lives in Istanbul
    
  • does not live in Constantinople
  
  
  
• Old New York:
  
  • once New Amsterdam
    
  • unsure why it was changed => popular?
  
  
  
• Constantinople:
  
  • long time gone
    
  • got the works

[werewolf1885]

*sings* THAT'S NOOOOOOOOOOOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKS!!!

*kneels and throws out arms*

ISTANBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!

...ahem...heh...I like...that...song...heh...

*pulls arms out of trash can and runs away*

[Cokebeard]

oh, right!

• people whose business it is:
  • the Turks