philfreak
Berwick's Angel
whoever said anything is possible has never tried nailing jell-o to a tree!!!!
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Post by philfreak on Nov 26, 2005 14:29:33 GMT -5
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your parents are taking their sweet time.
1. Get 24 random boxes of different body cremes and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 26, 2005 16:04:26 GMT -5
lmao!!! Ooh! Go to my profile on fanfiction.net, it's "Pathos of the Skies" It has stuff like how to annoy people in an elevator and others! lol. I crack up everytime i read it...
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Post by bluedaisyxoxo on Nov 26, 2005 16:28:06 GMT -5
That was so funny I died! My ghost had to dial 911! lol
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philfreak
Berwick's Angel
whoever said anything is possible has never tried nailing jell-o to a tree!!!!
Posts: 238
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Post by philfreak on Nov 27, 2005 0:57:48 GMT -5
lmao!!! Ooh! Go to my profile on fanfiction.net, it's "Pathos of the Skies" It has stuff like how to annoy people in an elevator and others! lol. I crack up everytime i read it... Lol ha ha. at fanfiction.net? I am so there!
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philfreak
Berwick's Angel
whoever said anything is possible has never tried nailing jell-o to a tree!!!!
Posts: 238
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Post by philfreak on Nov 27, 2005 1:23:56 GMT -5
LMAO Avalonia! I just read your fanfictions! I was literally laughing the whole time! i really liked the Pizza one. and the first one!! omgosh they were so funny!! some of those would really be fun to try! lol those are really good ones!
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 27, 2005 10:58:24 GMT -5
lol.....thanx guys!! bluedaisyxoxo, I almost died when I read them too. but unfortunately, my ghost didn't really feel like calling 911, so instead it just stalked some celebrities...stupid ghost i wanted to write more, but I'm already at my word limit. So now i'm gonna make a cheap website to put all the good stuff on, including the music videos!! Philfreak, do you mind if I put that wal-mart stuff in there too?
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Post by Anne on Nov 27, 2005 11:17:01 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to try some of those!!
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philfreak
Berwick's Angel
whoever said anything is possible has never tried nailing jell-o to a tree!!!!
Posts: 238
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Post by philfreak on Nov 27, 2005 12:27:04 GMT -5
lol.....thanx guys!! bluedaisyxoxo, I almost died when I read them too. but unfortunately, my ghost didn't really feel like calling 911, so instead it just stalked some celebrities...stupid ghost i wanted to write more, but I'm already at my word limit. So now i'm gonna make a cheap website to put all the good stuff on, including the music videos!! Philfreak, do you mind if I put that wal-mart stuff in there too? Of coarse not go ahead ;D
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Post by Zhalin on Nov 27, 2005 15:43:42 GMT -5
thanks philfreak for you people who read my profile at ff.net: You know that one for the elevator where it says you stop anyone from coming in and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"? Well I'm gonna do that at a convention with my friends, and they're gonna tape it....it's gonna be so much fun. I want to do the library one with the bright yellow pants...that would be hilarious....
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philfreak
Berwick's Angel
whoever said anything is possible has never tried nailing jell-o to a tree!!!!
Posts: 238
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Post by philfreak on Nov 27, 2005 21:51:10 GMT -5
LOL! that should be soo funny!
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Post by ♥~Mel Diffy~♥ on Nov 27, 2005 22:25:30 GMT -5
Hey, Avalonia, could you post that other stuff on here that was mentioned (the "things to do on an elevator", etc.)? Please & thank you. lol
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Post by PheelyFanFromOhio on Dec 2, 2005 21:39:38 GMT -5
Hehe! Funny!
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Post by Femtimon on Dec 20, 2005 17:20:46 GMT -5
Another hilarious joke I could pass out from laughing to! But way too to actually do w/o getting in trouble.
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Post by ~Ectoplasmic_E.A.~ on Feb 15, 2006 16:47:37 GMT -5
omgosh!!! Those are hysterical. *LOL*
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